A queen and a dick.

The Queen of England meets dick. Dick has met many queens, but this one has got him twitching and squirming. Undoubtedly it appears that she has recognised dick for what he is.

One can imagine that if there are "other truths" about 9/11, or the war in Iraq, then this is one woman who knows the full facts.

Then again, maybe as well as being ugly, dick just has bad breath.